Now heres some solid fight analysis As Stephen A. Smith talked about how Floyd wouldve won tonights fight more easily if he were younger, a man in a Boston. Enjoy lightening up with the best spiritual humor about God, religion, church, synagogue, life, old age, death, prayer, meditation, food, sex, money, love, men. The Only a Flesh Wound trope as used in popular culture. On television, as well as in movies, there seems to be this general idea that if someone is shot in. Either way. Im on the prowl. I need a professional cabinet painter. Im not willing to tackle this project alone. Those babies cost WAY too much to have any oops. Oops Crack In The Floor Family Guy Quotes' title='Oops Crack In The Floor Family Guy Quotes' />Spiritual Humor. Compiled by Timothy Conway. LAUGHTER AS MEDICINEIt is said that young children laugh as much as 1. Yet laughter is good not only for the body but also for the soul and Spirit. An Internet site advises this Wellness Tip Go on and laughWhether your preference is giggle, chuckle or guffaw, here are a dozen well being benefits of laughter Increases antibodies in saliva that combats upper respiratory infections. Secretes an enzyme that protects the stomach from forming ulcers. Conditions the abdominal muscles. Relaxes muscles throughout the body. Aids in reducing symptoms of neuralgia and rheumatism. Torrentz will always love you. Farewell. 20032016 Torrentz. Changes perspective. Has positive benefits on mental functions. Reduces blood pressure and heart rate. Helps the body fight infection. Releases endorphins which provide natural pain relief. Tightens stomach muscles. Helps move nutrients and oxygen to body tissues. AND, it makes you feel goodSo given the above license to laugh, enjoy the following large selection of fun material, including humorous spiritual stories Ive heard and read over the years, and various jokes and quips sent to me by friends from among the vast collection circulating in the ether and cyber ether. Cambridge Dictionary For Windows 10. Its interesting how my Jewish friends send Jewish humor, my Protestant friends send Protestant humor, Catholic friends send Catholic humor, Zen friends send Zen humor And note the recurrent, well worn themes God usually the anthropomorphic Guy in the sky, Satan, heaven, hell, old age, death, money, men women relationships, love, sex, mothers and fathers, children, the Bible, church, synagogue, gurus, monks, meditation, prayer, computers, and yes, road crossing chickens, and light bulbs needing or not needing to be screwed into their sockets by certain numbers of folks or none at all. Catholic theologian G. The actual damage consisted of a crack, a bit over an inch long, on the part of the frame known as the rear transmission tunnel. Heres what the cartotaling crack. Weve all been forced to do it create a password with at least so many characters, so many numbers, so many special characters, and maybe an uppercase letter. Programs AZ. Find program websites, online videos and more for your favorite PBS shows. K. Chesterton once stated Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly while devils and demons, we surmise, fell from Grace into the hell states due to the heaviness of their pride, greed and anger. Thus, as my dear Sufi Zen poet friend Thomas Burns says May you be ridiculously happyor, if you prefer, happily ridiculous P. S. before or after going through the following huge collection of jokes and quips, you can also check out. Zen Humor for an especially enlightening section on classic humorous tales, quips and images from the Chinese Japanese ChanZen Buddhist tradition. You might even fully awaken from the unfunny dream of me to Absolute Bliss SUCCESSFUL SERMONThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible. George Burns. GODS LAUGHTERHow do you make God laughTell him your plans. DIVINE HUMORA quip from Robert Frost Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and Ill forgive Thy great big joke on me. THE TRUTHOnce Satan and his demon sidekick were walking down the street, closely watching a man 2. Supreme Truth. The demon grew worried, and began to nudge Satan, but Satan looked quite calm. Sure enough, the man did, in fact, soon realize the deepest spiritual Truth. Yet Satan still did nothing about it. With this, the demon nudged Satan harder and, getting no response, finally blurted out, Satan Dont you see That man has realized the Truth And yet you are doing nothing to stop him With that, Satan cunningly smiled and announced, Yes, he has realized the Truth. And now I am going to help him organize the Truth story heard years ago from Indian sage Jiddu Krishnamurti. OVERHEARD A toast given by a Hindu gentleman at a wedding A man not having a wife is incomplete. And once he has a wife, hes finished. HOW ENLIGHTENED ARE YOU IF. If you can live without caffeine. If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains. If you can resist complaining. If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time. If you can take criticism and blame without resentment. If you can ignore a friends limited education and never correct him or her. If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend. If you can face the world without lies and deceit. If you can conquer tension without medical help. If you can relax without liquor. If you can sleep without the aid of drugs. If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, gender preference, or politics. Then you have almost reached the same level of spiritual development as your dog. MEDITATING MONKSOne Buddhist monk leaned over to another and quietly asked, Are you not thinking what Im not thinking. OLD MONK TO YOUNG MONKOn the terrace of a monastery high in the mountains, an old Zen Buddhist monk stood next to a much younger monk while they both contemplated the great Void of misty space out yonder. The old monk at one point gently declared Ah, my son, one day all of this Void will be yours. GEORGE CARLIN, ON REVERSING LIFES SEQUENCEI want to live my next life backwards You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 4. 0 years until youre too young to work. You get ready for High School drink alcohol, party, and youre. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in. You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. GENEALOGYA little girl asked her mother, How did the human race appear. The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children. Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved. The confused girl returned to her mother and said, Mom, how is. God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys The mother answered, Well, dear, it is very simple I told you. GOD CREATES MAN AND WOMANGod and Adam were walking through the Garden of Eden, discussing various things. At one point, Adam says, Wow, God, you sure made Eve awfully beautiful, just amazingly beautiful Spoke the Lord Yes, my son, that is so you would love her very, very deeply. After a brief moment, Adam hesitatingly commented, But Lord, you made Eve not too smart. Ah, yes, said God, that is so she would love you very, very deeply. GOD TELLS ADAM TO BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLYA few days after creation, the Lord called Adam and said, It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her. Adam answered, Yes Lord, but what is a kiss So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her over to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, Thank you Lord, that was quite enjoyable. And the Lord replied, Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now, Id like you to caress Eve. And Adam asked, What is a caress So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and then Adam went behind the bush to caress Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, Lord, that was even better than the kiss. And the Lord said, Youve done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve.